Retroland is present where the past competes.
Play retro games like Pacman and Pong,
in an eight-bit arcade sponsored by Donkey Kong.
Take retro journeys, both good and bad,
transporting you back to what you could have had.
See the people you shagged but didn't pursue.
What happened to them? If only you knew.
In the pop chart zone, the fun never stops,
you can mime like a twat on Top of the Pops.
Take a punt on your team on the football screen,
it's pretty easy cash, if you know what I mean.
Time will tick on but you won't feel older,
take one step forward looking over your shoulder.
Have a good trip but please come unprepared,
we don't address the future because we're just too scared.
